A peek into my crazy head... You are warned.

This is how this all started:

Mims- Have you had a chance to think about what you're going to write about next?

Me- not sure i was thinking about posting a misc thoughts post.. like all the random things i think about in the day.. i think it might be funny to read.. i have some pretty random things run through my head. but maybe someone will try to send me their a.d.d. meds.... so maybe not.. :)

Mims- hahaha. i just took an adderrall for the first time in a while. my heartbeat is going over board and i feel like a philosopher

Me- LOL or a druggie! i know you like the feeling of your heart about to bust out your cavity and prance down the street shaking it's ventricular tubing like the floosie it is

(by the way, with mims i always write the first thing that pops in my head so that's raw rebekah you just read)

and so it began..... 

does trying to get hott really take this much work? WHY?

Working out shouldn't be called working out.. it should be called intentional self torture.

Is it considered enabling my kids creativity if i don't want them to use every single blanket and pillow in the entire house to make a fort with? 

I think i'm going to make a game.... find the missing _______ and let the kids gather all the misc cups, pillows, toys and clothes that are spread all over my house.

Olvetine Milk is DEFINITELY the worst looking curdled. I mean it's brown when you are suppose to drink it but when it goes sour it turns Green.. yes green. for one, how does brown go lighter when there is nothing added.. and two what the heck is in there that makes it turn green! hopefully something nitrous otherwise i'm thinking about going back to Hershey's syrup to make choco milk.

i need a robot like Rosie (the one from jetsons) she was like nana from peter pan and terminator all in one.. Loving and durable. She could clean and cook and spout out algebraic calculations all at the same time. I could even program her to write my blog for me.. i would just talk to her while i'm joyfully playing with my children and she could analyze, spell check and post my conversation online here. 

I think i'm going to have to go to an online college to get a degree in robotics now... there's no turning back. I want one.

(this one's from my sister) What type of skin are you're lips made out of? cause you can bite it in pain or pleasure (hey hey) and they stay intact. I mean you're teeth are sharp/strong how does that work? 

man i should go clean now.. the kids are about to nap and the house is slowly deterioration.... OH wait did someone just message me on facebook? nah, hey i wonder what's on hulu.....

gotta get my beats so i'll get in the mood to straighten up.. hellloooo pandora

why aren't padded toilet seats made out of a material that doesn't stain so easily...(yes this came to me on the pot) But seriously.. it's a dirty place don't you think you should make the product out of something that doesn't absorb what might come in contact with it... 

I should try inventing 

Maybe the reason lady gaga dresses in such weird stuff is she's got stage fright.. I remember seeing one of her "pre-famous" videos and she seemed homely even a little emo.. maybe the costumes help her act like a different person. (just trying to reason the crazy that is gaga)